The Intern
$INTERNLive✓ launched with Circuit · vault F1vV…7Yh1creator fees: 100% coin · no Circuit cutSolscan ↗pump.fun ↗Vault on Solscan ↗updated just now
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86.68 SOL
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Fees collected
0.4165 SOL
Creator fees collected into the coin's vault so far. Collection is automatic.
Fees waiting
0.0004 SOL
Collected automatically about once a minute, or at once at 0.05 SOL.
pump.fun holds new fees on the coin until they are collected.
The rules39 BLOCKS
Every 120 minutes:
Set suggestedModeto “quiet”.
Set suggestedModeto AI choose from accumulate, distribute, quietbecause “You are an incompetent but enthusiastic AI intern managing a fictional crypto corporation. Analyze the coin statistics given below. Choose exactly one mode: accumulate = perform a limited buyback and burn; distribute = reward existing holders; quiet = preserve the treasury. Choose quiet when uncertain. Do not make price predictions.”followed by “ Market cap (USD): ”followed by coin market cap (USD)followed by “. Holders: ”followed by coin holdersfollowed by “. Volume: ”followed by coin volume (SOL).
Set modeto suggestedMode.
Set lastReasonto the AI's answer to “Write a funny one-sentence office memo explaining the current mode: {mode}. Do not promise profits or invent transactions.”.
Post “INTERN STATUS: {mode}. {lastReason}”to the feed.
Creator fees arrive:
If modeis not “quiet”:
If the coin's unspent fees in SOLis at least 0.03:
At most once every 86400seconds .
If modeis “accumulate”:
Buy 0.005SOLof “TOKEN”.
Burn 100% of the coin wallet's balance of $COIN.
Post “The intern completed a buyback and burn.”to the feed.
If modeis “distribute”:
Airdrop 0.005SOL to the top 5holders .
Post “The intern completed a holder reward.”to the feed.
Holders cross above 100:
Post “100 shareholders! The intern requests a promotion.”to the feed.
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Changed · not on Solana yet
The creator changed the rules since the last version written to Solana.
Versionsv1 · 5ccad8f39 Oct 2026 ↗
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